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by J. Grant on September 16, 2024 at 4:21 am
Chapter: 2024
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  1. Cynthia Roberson
    September 16, 2024, 5:32 am | # | Reply

    I wish it was Berrrrr! Here in Flor-dah it’s 74 but the humidity is 94. I know, not much better in TX. Thank you for putting up a new comic.

  2. themadkansan
    September 17, 2024, 11:24 pm | # | Reply

    …I don’t know if it’s just me, but when I go straight to the home page, it still wants to display the previous comic.

    • Kate
      September 19, 2024, 6:55 am | # | Reply

      It didn’t happen for me this time, but generally when I come to the site I’ll automatically hit “Prev” and then “Last” to make sure I’m seeing the latest comic. Sometimes I even find other ones I’ve missed. I seem to remember someone commenting that it’s a Chrome thing, and that is the browser I use. (Replying more for visibility than anything, sorry I can’t help!)

    • themadkansan
      September 22, 2024, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

      YAY fixt nao! 😀

  3. Risky
    September 25, 2024, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    Feeling this when I have to go into the valley.

  4. Caoimhin42
    November 30, 2024, 9:24 pm | # | Reply

    How does that 47F feel?

  5. Laura
    December 14, 2024, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    It is Decembrrr! Happy Holidays!

  6. Stephanie
    December 15, 2024, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    Are you two OK? It has been three months since this posted with no new comic

    • Gordon Whittaker
      June 8, 2025, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

      So…. What’s happening to Two Lumps? There hasn’t been any updates since 09/16/2014!?F

  7. Don
    January 1, 2025, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

    Happy New Year!

  8. AnaKaye
    January 28, 2025, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    Will there ever be new comics?

  9. Stephanie
    April 4, 2025, 3:03 am | # | Reply

    Over six months with no new comic – are you all ill? Divorced?

  10. Minghash
    May 18, 2025, 9:36 am | # | Reply

    Hi Ebenezer, we are getting worried out here, how are you and Mom doing ?

  11. dave
    May 28, 2025, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

    20 years reading this tale of 2 cats, with great joy, and no resolution for readers, not even a Goodbye!

    • J. Grant
      July 22, 2025, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, we have real lives. Sorry we didn’t consider anonymous internet strangers when shit was going down in our reality. Please forgive us, O thou amazing internet person.

  12. Weatherheight
    June 4, 2025, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    I miss the boys.
    Hope all is well as can be.

    • Gordon Whittaker
      June 8, 2025, 1:15 pm | # | Reply

      So…. What’s happening to Two Lumps? There hasn’t been any updates since 09/16/2014!?

    • Marchwind1949
      July 3, 2025, 9:37 am | # | Reply

      They seem to have totally disappeared!

      • J. Grant
        July 21, 2025, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, sorry aboot that. Lotta shit going on. We’re fine.

  13. Susan
    June 10, 2025, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    I have an idea – keep the artwork the same, but change the WORDs at least once a week…

  14. FreyjaRN
    June 21, 2025, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

    I hope all is well. Hubby and I miss this.

  15. Uncle Grayhawk
    June 26, 2025, 10:12 am | # | Reply

    Hey, y’all. Hope everything is ok. We miss our Russian blue boyz…

  16. Chaney
    June 27, 2025, 11:49 pm | # | Reply

    I hope you guys are okay.

    The internet isn’t the same without you two. I’ve been reading J’s stuff since Flem, I was a young stupid kid reading the Jay Series. J Grant was my introduction to grinding absurdism and hyper-violence. I enjoyed watching him write and create, and I know from my own endeavors how difficult it really is, and how the mark of talent and ability is in making difficult things seem easy. James made it look easy. After I read Pedestrian Wolves and On the Banks of Lethe, he made me want to be a writer. I still write to this very day and have had some moderate success of my own.

    I got to meet him years and years ago at The Church in Dallas (the old building). He probably doesn’t remember, but I was trying very hard to seem cool and basically abandoned the girl I was with to follow/stalk/photograph him. I kind of almost got into a scuffle with someone because we had procured some high speed chicken-feed from their ex girlfriend who was in our group and they mistook me for a romantic interest. I remember James told me not to sweat it. Never saw him again, but I carry it with me.

    • J. Grant
      July 21, 2025, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

      I am intrigued by this comment. Who the fuck are you, LOL? My clubbing days are, well, effectively done, since my age number starts with a 5 now. Thanks for being a reader, tho!

      • Chaney
        September 15, 2025, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

        Just an enormous fan who was lucky enough to meet you in the olden golden days. I was maybe freshly 21 and there was a gay guy named Community Cid I had been hanging out with who was a pretty frequent goer to the Church, he had a red/purple/yellow mohawk (the mood-hawk I used to call it. He hated me but we had similar taste in drugs.) If memory serves, we met shortly after you brought the Jay Series back 2005/6-ish? I could be wrong but that sticks out in my mind quite a lot.

        We arrive at the Church and I have had a few oxycontin and a hit of speed so I’m right at FUNCTIONAL and I’m being inundated by the Dallas night life which beats OKC’s nightlife (especially back then) by a few orders of magnitude. Back then I was a good looking chap and I never had any trouble pulling a guy or gal that caught my fancy, but I was hanging back with Cid trying to find another connect for more drugs, so I was politely brushing folks off when Cid pointed you out. Community Cid said you were cute but, and I’m quoting old Cid here, “Mean as a rattlesnake but smarter than a freshly oiled flogger.” You were hanging out with a blonde lady with a shitload of tattoos and it slowly dawned on me who you were. He said, “He’s not Bi, I don’t think, but shoot your shot since you’re too good to fuck me.” Which was true. All of that was true. Cid didn’t believe in bathing and often smelled like a footed ass even when he wasn’t using heavy. The girl we came with, Carley, was a kind of girlfriend who oscillated between me and Doug (the friend whose apartment I was sleeping at) and the plan was to score enough speed to entertain ourselves through the weekend without having to leave the Apartment.

        So I awkwardly try to place myself in a position to say “HI OH MY GOD YOU’RE THE BEST” without freaking you out which is harder than you’d think. There was a discussion about mutual paranormal encounters and this girl was telling the people around us about the time she let a ghost finger her (which I think was a psychological camouflage for her stepdad or something, I dunno) but we started talking and you introduced yourself, shook my hand – and then I unloaded my fanhood on you and you looked almost panicked.

        You and someone you were with pointed us in the direction of a potential purveyor of illicit substances, and in that search, someone’s boyfriend thought I was making the moves or trying to pay for a blowjob or something – so he got heated. Before I could react, three other people, and one GIGANTIC bald guy who looked like a butt-baby between Michael Clarke Duncan and Vin Diesel interject themselves – but the guy ripped my shirt. You told me not to sweat it and offered to buy me a drink. That’s about all I remember, but shortly after that I moved to Seattle. I think I still have one of those 9×12 flem prints from the revival hanging around.

  17. Karl
    June 28, 2025, 11:27 am | # | Reply

    Miss you guys. Are you okay?

  18. TobyT
    July 9, 2025, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

    I look forward to seeing them at San Diego Comic Con. They usually have a booth on the floor of the Con…but this year, i don’t see them on the list. Hope they’re doing alright.

    • J. Grant
      July 21, 2025, 8:01 pm | # | Reply

      Hi. J. here.

      We will not be at SDCC in 2025. We did that convention for the last 16 years, and it was time to move on. The world has changed, as have our living situations within it. Mel and I are fine and dandy. I apologize if this unannounced hiatus has alarmed anyone. We’re good. We’re just dealing with a lot of shit going down both in our personal spheres and in the world at large.

      • Gordon Whittaker
        August 23, 2025, 6:20 am | # | Reply

        So sorry to hear that you two are going through some really tough times! I truly hope that you’ll get safely through it all, and we also get see the return of our favorite two felines! Stay well!

  19. 1616
    July 16, 2025, 1:38 am | # | Reply

    So sorry this comic died, it will always have a place in my dead comics folder in case the zombie lives again some day.

  20. 1616
    July 16, 2025, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    So sorry this comic was abandoned, it will always have a place in my dead comics folder in case the zombie lives again some day.

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